10 Peeves that dogs have about humans lol!

TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS '1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------- '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.  Stop it! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.   You fooled a dog!  Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.   ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- '7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.   Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- '9' Dog sweaters.  Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself.   Look, we both know the truth..  You're just jealous. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here!  You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?   ++++++++++   A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!